Oh, the British have the silliest laws!!!!

This was in De Telegraaf newspaper today: the British chose their silliest laws, and they are pretty interesting I thought: in first place; it is unlawful to die whilst in the Houses of Parliament or any government building! in second place; it is illegal to stick a stamp with the Queen on, upside down!! in third place; unless you are a man working in a tropical fishshop, it is illegal to go topless in Liverpool!!! in fourth place; If a Scotsman is seen wearing a kilt in York, it is legal to kill him!!! (interesting...) Finally, pregnant women are allowed to go to the toilet where ever necessary, including in the helmet of a policeman! So now you know! I know we don't update our laws that often, but I suspect these are pretty ancient!!!